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I don’t know how to tie a tie

darecrow:

baconjetswasyes:

Any Christian who isn’t a complete nonce employs this attitude and it’s great.

"to go go the bathroom"

tastefullyoffensive:

Spaghetti Hamster Photoshop Battle [via]

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

n1xxie:

I decided to make a compilation of these.

You can add any others by reblogging!

cr1tikal:

Cr1tikal got a role in a new web series!

giemma:

STOP MAKING NINJAMAN SAD

weeaboops:

links-butt:

steviesomethin:

Link - No Limit

Please watch this video

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO

arcgurren:

awkwardnphotos:

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!