where are the skeletitties
I’m laughing so hard omg
excuse me u have a lion in ur house
excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing
where can i buy these dogs
it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs
Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
i’m fucking crying because this is so real? like?
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
This barber got godly hands, this nigga got a line up from Zeus himself. The fucking horizon ain’t this straight.
The Front Bottoms + Breaking Bad
just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
You’re A Hazard, Harry