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mackblesa:

tentaisenshisunred:

lleasee:

theyre boning

where are the skeletitties

I’m laughing so hard omg

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

myurlhasbeencompromised:

pete-woolven:

Tippi Hedren and family living with a pride of lions.

excuse me u have a lion in ur house

excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing

where can i buy these dogs

it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs

when you fuck up with your girl infront of your boys and your pride wont let you apologize in front of them

pinkvelourtracksuit:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Girl: If i leave im never coming back

Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options

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Girl: ok bye *slams door*

You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”

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"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"

*15 mins later*

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i’m fucking crying because this is so real? like?

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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majiinboo:

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This barber got godly hands, this nigga got a line up from Zeus himself. The fucking horizon ain’t this straight.

mypatronusisyou:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Richard Parker wasn’t wrong

newjerseyisthereason:

The Front Bottoms + Breaking Bad

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

viva-la-davesprite:

hamsfreth:

important

dave strider and his sick beets. dont drop them dave, theyre very ill