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weirdobookworm:

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

Who needs boys when you have a cute widdle kittycat??

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jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

humorously:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

thatfunnyblog:

that is one tall baby

mazuri:

what has sonic the hedgehog become

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

jerkofficial:

oh how much i love that this is the first result of “Nash Grier” on urban dictionary

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yahoneydip:

This fucking woman